Surprisingly enough, it’s better than cute. Not exceedingly
believable, but better than cute. 50 First Dates adds
a shade of the serious to America’s beloved romantic comedy
with a devastating brain injury that manages not to reek of
“Days Of Our Lives.” Lucy Whitmore (Barrymore)
is a dewy-eyed Hawaii local who unknowingly relives the same
day over and over again due to a short-term memory disorder.
Although the trailers flout the brain hitch as a comedic device,
the situation is actually sadly touching. Thankfully for Barrymore,
though, it’s the plot that depresses the audience,
not just her acting. Although she does a fairly decent job of
playing a sweet-but-not-all-there trauma victim (huge stretch,
right?), I still cringed at every predictable smile, pout, and
awkward monologue.
The second love-struck victim in this unlikely pair is Henry
Roth (Sandler), a slick aquarium veterinarian with a
taste for tourists and no-strings-attached sex. The lines he
feeds these women to escape involvement range from the ridiculous
to the truly appalling. But even as he hops from hotel room
to hotel room, we learn that he also has a genuine reason for
not attaching himself to one woman. In a quest born of nobility
or boredom, Henry intends to study walruses in their natural
habitat just as soon as his joke of a ship can be made sea-worthy.
That’s before he meets Lucy, that is. Apparently the magnetic
pull of her waffle teepees and utter stup-innocence causes him
not only to break his rule of never dating a local, but to date
her again and again and again. Maybe the guy likes a challenge,
but honestly, folks, who wants to earn someone’s interest—shit,
just their recognition—every single day? I get
pissed off when my cats don’t remember who I am,
much less the object of my affection. It’s an unlikely
situation—an island player falling in love with a woman
who can’t remember him the next day—but then again,
so was the ending to Shallow Hal. It’s fun to believe
in nice things, isn’t it?
Living in Lucy’s absurd little world are her protective
father and brother (Clark and Astin), who are
so determined to maintain the girl’s illusion that they’ve
seen The Sixth Sense more times than Robert Downey
Jr.’s been busted. Yeah, that many. Of all
the performances, I was most surprised—and delighted—with
Astin’s. As a Napoleonic body-builder with a heavy lisp
and a stash of steroids, Doug Whitmore both cracked me up and
turned me on. I realize the goofy Raybans and midriff-baring
mesh jerseys were probably supposed to cultivate a different
reaction, but, well—Samwise Gamgee, you got hot!
On the opposite end of that spectrum—think your drunken
uncle who adamantly refuses to wear a shirt or long pants—is
Ula (Schneider), Henry’s best friend. His role,
of course, is mainly to make lewd jokes and rub his bloated
body in a mimicry (or should I say mockery?) of sexiness. I’ve
also got to add that Schneider affects the worst Hawaiian
accent I have ever heard. If Chong ever needs a stand-in, this
boy’s got his back.
50 First Dates is a bit tricky to label; it mixes romance
with drama, slapstick comedy, and actual comedy. While the basic
injury-and-emissions stunts make their cameos throughout the
film (Hello? Sandler movie?), and a few familiar “old
man saying vulgar things” and “ugly person with
overactive libido” shticks pop up as well (an androgynous
vet assistant made me painfully aware of how valuable a good
moisturizer is), the bathroom humor is kept to a decently limited
supply. Sandler’s performance is much more low-key than
his usual belligerent screaming bits, making him actually resemble
an actor instead of an ass. What Robin Williams and Jim
Carrey learned earlier in their careers is finally making
an impact on Sandler, too—i.e., less is more.
Although the plot sometimes leans toward
the “yeah, wouldn’t that be nice if” category,
the movie as a whole is entertaining and—though I shudder
to say it—feel-good. I’m sure it’s already
been flaunted mercilessly as a Valentine’s Day gig, but
in all honesty, this is the kind of movie that you can go see
even when your “significant other” is merely a sweater
on a seat. (Don’t diss it till you try it—that sweater
didn’t fight me for the armrest once!) Girlfriends will
enjoy it for the laughter and tears, boyfriends will be grateful
for the sex they get afterwards, single girls will love it for
the reaffirmation of Prince Charming, and single guys will appreciate
it for the occasional vomit and penis joke. Is that a crowd-pleaser,
or what?
—Emily Younger