Fantastic dancing, superb soundtrack, uplifting events—why
am I not more enthralled by Mad Hot Ballroom? Well perhaps
part of the trouble can be attributed to lazy filmmaking. Mad
Hot Ballroom takes place over the course of one school term,
during which several fifth-graders take their required ballroom
dance class. The students learn rumba, tango, merengue, foxtrot,
and swing. Adept practitioners earn the opportunity to compete in
an all-city dance-off for a great big trophy and terpsichorean glory.
I have to wonder what was left on the cutting room floor after watching
this skeleton of a documentary. Yes, the kids are cute and some
of the teachers are passionate about their charges, but where’s
the story? It’s like watching an extra-long TV news feature.
For example, I keep hearing adults talk about how the ballroom dancing
program has changed this kid or that kid—one teacher even
chokes up about it—but you can’t prove it by anything
you see on the screen. Since the filming took place over the course
of six weeks, there should’ve been ample opportunity for the
filmmaker to show us a few changes instead of showing us adults
talking about changes. Furthermore, the film focuses on a school
in a “disadvantaged” neighborhood, one in a working
class neighborhood, and one in more upscale Tribeca. The Tribeca
teachers don’t seem to have so much to say about the program’s
beneficial effects on their students. What did these Tribeca kids
get out of it? We never find out.
As a documentary fan, I have to rejoice that there’s more
product, yet I also have to lament the unavoidable consequence—more
second-rate product. Hewing closely to the template of Spellbound,
Mad Hot Ballroom gives us cute kids, some of whose idiosyncracies
seize the audience, and competition, with the attendant guaranteed
disappointment for some. What it lacks is a story to hitch its wagon
to, and any soupcon of suspense. Now everyone can’t be the
mad hot editor that Yana Gorskaya (Spellbound)
is, I know. But the lazy-ass editing here seems to have consisted
of finding the best dance footage and calling it a day. This with
a runtime of nearly two hours. Surely director Agrelo
could’ve sacrificed a few scenes of fancy footwork for some
before-and-after with these kids.
Still, I’m giving this three stars... barely. Why? Because
a bunch of youngsters shaking their booties, in a very classy way
of course, is nigh unto irresistible. Because ballroom dance is
cool to watch. Because it is a PG movie that doesn’t insult your
intelligence. Because it’s summer, it’s hot, and you
could go further and do worse than chillin’ in an air-conditioned
theater with pretty pictures and cool music. Just don’t expect
much more.
—Roxanne Bogucka