What's
worse than bad generic sounding hip-hop metal? Mullet rock!
That's right Mullet rock is back and this time it's the ladies'
turn to make Camaro music. Before I opened the jewelbox of
this ugh, gem, I looked at the cover. I usually do that just
for information purposes. Name of the band, Kanary, so far
so good. Name of the album, Porno Church of the Ugly Man,
ugh oh. Someone's trying really hard to be clever. The artwork
screams frustrated fashion designer. Then there was the band
photo. Let's just say I saw fluorescent pink.
The
real horror started when I pushed the play button. I'm sure
a great deal of effort went into this album but it was effort
that would have been better spent doing volunteer work to
try to improve the community. For someone who seems to want
to be a fashion designer vocalist/guitarist Leslie Kanary
is woefully outdated musically, not even in a cool retro way.
The flat production is boring. The lyrics are generic. Somewhere
between Four Non Blondes and Heart is Kanary. This album is
not the anti-Christ. It's the anti-Viagra. EJECT.
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