As foretold in prophecy... The Upstart Pipsqueaks have come face to face with the mythical ant-being Marco Pirroni. In their giddy and girlish state, they took a moment to ask Sir Marco a few questions… and to play THE GAME.
Pips: Dearest Marco-if that is your real name.
MP: I'm afraid it is (would you prefer Major Batt Guano?)
Pips: Who is Dirk?
MP: Sir Dirk Bogarde, British actor, star of the "Night Porter", appeared on cover of "radio times" mag wearing white socks. Spookily in the same pose as Our Lord God, BRYAN FERRY, in the N.M.E the week before, also wearing white socks.
Pips: What’s the matter with Nick Kent?
MP: He's a junkie public school journo who got beaten by a bike chain at the 100 club by Sid Vicious. You weren’t there? Oh no, you missed it. Oh how we laughed.
Pips: What’s the other word that replaces Nick Kent in the other verse?
MP: Bushell… as in Gary, right wing skinhead journo ,now hosts cheap gameshows on obscure cable channels. No really! You couldn't make it up! He hated the Ants and look at him now, big man, eh?
Pips: What is the role (if any) of Malcolm McLaren on the Ants and will you say horrible things about him?
MP: I certainly will, but firstly I'd just like to say some nice things about him. And don't believe what others say THEY WERE NOT THERE!(except of course the pistols themselves, but there're bitter and I don't blame them really )
1)no malcolm=SEX shop
2)no malcolm=no pistols
3)no malcolm=no punk
4)no punk=no one with any suss being interested in music ever again
You can't take these things away from him, and
don't talk about the Clash and the Jam ,what Malcolm created with the sex pistols
was something else entirely, a real rock’n'roll revolution not just another
hippie Beatles song. This really happened. They were much more than just another
great band, and they made more than just records ,I could
Pips: Tell us of these reunion rumors- how can there be an ants reunion without Marco Pirroni?
MP: There can't.
Pips: Whom's pissed at whoms?
MP: Everybody’s pissed at me. (Except Adam. For him, I can do no wrong, well mostly anyway)
Pips: What bands currently do you feel are the most overrated?
MP: Any boy band/any corporate pop/Craig David/
Pips: Marco, would you care to play…THE GAME?
We’ve been expecting you…Mr. Pirroni.
Gary Cooper or Gary Shandling?
Gary Cooper or Gary Glitter?
er...oh yeah..Gary Cooper
Gary Glitter or Tex Ritter?
Tex Ritter or Texas Red?
who's texas red?
Texas Red or Red Sovine?
I never heard of either or them
Texas Red or Red Buttons?
Red Buttons? I'll heard of him. but I don't know who he is
Texas Red or Mississippi John Hurt?
er..I'll have to guess, Mississippi John Hurt?
Mississippi John Hurt or John Wayne?
John Wayne or John Hancock?
John Wayne or Wayne "The Train" Hancock?
Bruce Wanye(are you getting enough sleep ?Mr Wayne you always look v.tired)
Wayne Hancock or Wayne Rogers?
I don't know who these people are
Wayne Rogers or Roy Rogers?
Roy Rogers or Prince Rogers Nelson?
"my name is Prince Rogers Nelson and I am funky"
Prince Rogers Nelson or Rick Nelson?
Prince Rogers Nelson
Prince Rogers Nelson or Charles Nelson Reilly?
Charles Nelson Reilly
Charles Nelson Reilly or Life of Reilly?
Charles Nelson Reilly
Life of Reilly or life of Brian?
Life of Brian
Life of Brian or Brian Jones?
Brian Jones or David Jones?
David Jones or Davey Jones?
Davey Jones or Davey Crockett?
Davey Crockett or Crockett and Tubbs?
Sinead O'Connor or Sinead Lohan?
ha Shiney O'Connor
Sinead O'Connor or Sean Connery?
Sean Connery(oh ,that interesting car of yours ,Mr Bond, but I too have a new toy....)
Sean Connery or Chris Connelly?
Sean Connery(you're quite mad, Goldfinger)
Chris Connelly or David Bowie?
Bowie(i'm a mama papa coming for you...eh?)
David Bowie or.... wait, no one goes up against David Bowie...
How very true
Will you buy us something?
Well I'd love to but I'm a homeless pauper, with nothing left but my memories.
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