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This month, the Upstart Pipsqueaks have challenged Marco to a harrowing
game of 9 Quizzacles. The prize? Your laughter and enjoyment... let's
take a peak:
Please sharpen your pencils, you have 30 minutes to take the quiz.
1] A Ferry leaves Brighton at 3:45 pm
at 20 knots for Burgess Hill. If
a train leaves Newcastle Upon Tyne at 6:15 pm traveling at 128 kph to
Durham, who sounds more like Bryan Ferry?
a) Mark
Hollis
b) Bryan
Ferry
A: Bryan
Ferry (I refuse to answer any funny questions about B.F. as he is god
and his vengeance is total ,i.e. I may not be invited to his parties anymore,
its ok for you, you wouldn't be invited anyway)
2] If Malcolm hadn't put the nail in
the Dolls coffin, who would be a better cabbie?
a) David
Johansen
b) Tom
Waits
c) Mojo
Nixon
A: New
York cabbie ? Or London cabbie?
3] Who's the better reformed hair farmer?
a) Ian
Astbury
b) Anthony
Keidis
c) Billy
Duffy
A: Anthony
looks good with long hair as he is an American ,English people look stupid
with long hair ,English guys should be sharp ,Americans look shit anyway
except for Iggy Pop, Bryan Gregory(ex -cramps)and that style icon MR Rob
Zombie(and Bruce Willis)
4] Best movie pairing:
a) Adam
with Bruce Dern
b) Adam
with Harry Dean Stanton
c) Adam
with Dennis Hopper
A:
ADAM and that thing with the stupid ears from the phantom menace
5] Using basic Euclidian arithmetic,
where z represents the variable time,
and x represents the constant motion equation, what would be the most
disastrous breakfast scenario?
a) being
served ham and eggs by Hildegaard Van Bingen
b) omelets
with Axl Rose
c) Tea
and toast, served on the sweet belly of a naked Anne Margaret
A: I
live in England, breakfast is against the law here and Anne Margaret is
v.old now
6] The most logical reason for having
dual percussionists in the Ants is:
a) to
make a whole helluva lot of noise
b) to
orchestrate an even more helluva lot of noise
c) to
prove to the world what a helluva lot of noise should sound like done up right
A:
the reason we had two drummers is because Terry was my friend from school
and Chris was Adam’s friend and they fell in love and we didn't have the
heart to split them up. Also, Drummers are cheaper if you buy
in bulk. Any way I make all the noise on my own. I don't need
them
Essay Questions
A] Describe the impact Brix Smith's departure
had on The Fall of The British Empire.
A: I
don't know ,but her next 2 husbands had to pay a lot of alimony.
B] In "Taming Of The Shrew"
Shakespeare's Sister finds that what Hole has stolen her spooky style?
A: I
have to be careful what I say here as girl singers scare me.
C] Who got dat rhythm and blues?
A: the
woman who did the original Hound Dog, [it] pisses all over Elvis (and
he was pretty good ,I like the end bit the best )
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