This month, the Upstart Pipsqueaks have challenged Marco to a harrowing
game of 9 Quizzacles. The prize? Your laughter and enjoyment... let's
take a peak:
Please sharpen your pencils, you have 30 minutes to take the quiz.
1] A Ferry leaves Brighton at 3:45 pm
at 20 knots for Burgess Hill.† If
a train leaves Newcastle Upon Tyne at 6:15 pm traveling at 128 kph to
Durham, who sounds more like Bryan Ferry?
Ferry (I refuse to answer any funny questions about B.F. as he is god
and his vengeance is total ,i.e. I may not be invited to his parties anymore,
its ok for you, you wouldn't be invited anyway)
2] If Malcolm hadn't put the nail in
the Dolls coffin, who would be a better cabbie?
York cabbie ? Or London cabbie?
3] Who's the better reformed hair farmer?
looks good with long hair as he is an American ,English people look stupid
with long hair ,English guys should be sharp ,Americans look shit anyway
except for Iggy Pop, Bryan Gregory(ex -cramps)and that style icon MR Rob
Zombie(and Bruce Willis)
4] Best movie pairing:
with Bruce Dern
with Harry Dean Stanton
with Dennis Hopper
ADAM and that thing with the stupid ears from the phantom menace
5] Using basic Euclidian arithmetic,
where z represents the variable†time,
and x represents the constant motion equation, what would be the most
disastrous breakfast scenario?
served ham and eggs by Hildegaard Van Bingen
with Axl Rose
and toast, served on the sweet belly of a naked Anne Margaret
live in England, breakfast is against the law here and Anne Margaret is
6] The most logical reason for having
dual percussionists in the Ants is:
make a whole helluva lot of noise
orchestrate an even more helluva lot of noise
prove to the world what a helluva lot of noise should sound like †done up right
the reason we had two drummers is because Terry was my friend from school
and Chris was Adamís friend and they fell in love and we didn't have the
heart to split them up. Also, Drummers are cheaper if
in bulk. Any way I† make all the noise on my own. I don't need
A] Describe the impact Brix Smith's departure
had on The Fall of The British Empire.
don't know ,but her next 2 husbands had to pay a lot of alimony.
B] In "Taming Of The Shrew"
Shakespeare's Sister finds that what Hole has stolen her spooky style?
have to be careful what I say here as girl singers scare me.
C] Who got dat rhythm and blues?
woman who did the original Hound Dog, [it] pisses all over Elvis (and
he was pretty good ,I like the end bit the best )
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